DAY ONEAm tired. No limit in Isengard. Vacuum to do but speak severe anonymousletters to Radagast the Flatter and Manfred the Immaterially Ecru.By chance determination dine a occur at the palantir.
Dine met very nice guy via palantir. He seems to really tenderness me for me and notjust so am peak powerful wizard in Primary Minced. Charm what he lookslike.
Am becoming upset with palantir guy. Refuses to send me photo, exceptof one very massive perceptiveness. Says he is shy but I preferably question mark he is fat, orperhaps healthy. Dine heard some very bad stories about palantir family members.Want conceivably cool it for a in view of the fact that.
Thoroughly, wouldn't you know, palantir guy turned out to be Grim Peer of the realm of Mordor.In words of one syllable my luck. May perhaps dine been sink, I count on. Sauron not fat or healthy, justdisembodied dragoon of evil. Requisite go now, dine to mushroom immense demon army toscourge the earth. Very, dine manicure piece of work. Is no easy situation keepingnails serrated.
Definitive. Gandalf accurately came waltzing by and he knows I despise drop-ins. Wantedto yap on and on all about the ring he gave his new boyfriend, terriblepervy hobbit-fancier old Gandalf is. Disgrace to the Edict. In words of one syllable wants toshow off and take out me that he's got a hobbit, and I'm accurately dating aneyeball. Thoroughly, Saruman the Ashen does not stand for this conduct. Showedhim my Wizard Wrestling Royal moves. Dine delivered smackdown. Go me.
Am done in of rock climbing up and down eight million flight of steps accurately to insult Gandalf.Want dine caged him in easy-access dungeon where may perhaps insult moreeffectively, and would not dine to recess until as soon as swallow.
All vertical, who's been spitting gum down on the orcs? Actual.
Was vertical in halfway of really good insult and Gandalf fugitive. Ah well. Willsave me piece tread incline.
Dine been execution in palantir. Gandalf faffed off on extending camping tripwith four hobbits, a very enlarge elf, and preferably fanciable mortal -- oh care,that's Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Following threw him out of Isengard for whiningabout not characteristic Sovereign yet. After that there's a shady-looking whittle and somekind of healthy newt. Or I don't know it's a dwarf.Whatsoever a largest part of yobbos.
Dine crossed orcs with pixie men in caverns below Isengard. Tremendously tediousexperience as orcs and pixie men peak loath to procreate, even with dinnerand vegetation. Afterward time determination try everything easier, such as reproduction goblinsand cheerleaders to engender super-perky army that can travel by day and willnot carp about underdone uniforms.
Did not know like decided to make demon army for Sauron that would be sodarn scrambled. Curse my considered opinion to be Saruman the Ashen. Want dine decidedto be Saruman the Watery Flatter, or Saruman the Diplomatically Greenish. Ashen justshows all the paste.
If care for execution in palantir, possibly determination see Gandalf do serrated hat trick?
Gandalf did serrated hat trick! Ringbearer very imprinted. Aragorn obviouslyfancies trousers off the Ringbearer. Sam determination close a business him if he tries whatsoever.
Wiry newt is peak definitely dwarf. Having difficulties him playing hide-the-helmet withone of the hobbits. Different mortal seems to be Boromir of Gondor. Am I only onewho has want very much at ease to corner to Minas Tirith and investigate Curator that "Gondor"sounds accurately tenderness "gonad" and they have to find less zany name? By chance it isjust me.
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